Dearest, darling Santa!
It's that time of the year again, time for good little doggies to be properly rewarded for their long, hard year of good behavior. Have I been naughty? No. Have I been nice? But, of course. Did I shred Maman's framed poster from London? Can I plead the 5th; after all, many of the best have.
Santa, you know how much I love you. You are friend, mentor, companion. You, at the North Pole, me at the South, we share a special bond. Often I say to myself: Santa is my best friend ever.
Well, lets get down to brass tacks. Here are the items I hope to receive from you this Christmas.
Mercury's Christmas List:
1.antler chews (the antlers fall off reindeer naturally, so don't worry about your helpers)
2. Hide 'em & Find 'em plush global balls puzzle (this IQ toy is green & blue, and each ball and the larger ball they fit into are colored green and blue like the earth. I wouldn't even ask for it if it weren't that my IQ is high enough to meet the challenge.)
3. a new bowl for my food. (Dining is always a pleasure, but think how much fun it would be if I had the appropriate china and flatware.)
4. a Burberry sweater (cashmere preferred).
5. An "I'm Beggin Ya Treat Box" (the big size)
6. a Vintage Reindeer Toy (really for Maman; she's beginning to prefer vintage; between us, we know that that signifies.)
7. a Sugar Lips Monkey Toy. (for tossing & killing when the mood strikes)
Because I'm so well behaved and unselfish I annually include some suggestions for what Maman et Papa hope to find under the Yuletide tree. They have been good though one cannot say excellent. In any case, they have not been naughty. I'm confidant you'll extend your bounty to them as well.
Papa:
He's still waiting for that Mercedes. He prefers black with the gun sight logo standing high.
New thick warm socks.
A t-shirt with a doggie logo.
Some doggie pj/s.
A board game we can play together.
Maman:
She's still waiting for that 10 ct. emerald cut diamond set solo in platinum.
New thick warm socks.
A gray & pink turtle neck sweater that zips into a v-neck sweater.
A trip to England.
A trip to Hawaii.
As a token of my appreciation, I will leave you some milk and an entire bowl full of my healthful & delicious food. It will make a welcome break from all those cookies which, in any case, are not good for your waistline.
Dearest darling Santa, I love you so much. I can hardly express how much I look forward to your yearly visits and how I value the gifts you give me. Perhaps this year you could also leave a personal letter, addressed to me. My reading skills are as advanced as my writing skills and I will not share your letter unless I have written permission from you to do so. But OH, how I would treasure such a letter; I would keep it in my little home which is entirely private and I would read it every evening before I fell asleep. Or consider visiting me during the off months. You are welcome to sleep in my home and we can play games and read with a flashlight after lights are supposed to be out.
Dear darling Santa, I hope you have a great, safe Christmas eve and visit all the deserving children & doggies in the whole world. My wish for your Christmas day is that it's joyous, full of tasty treats and sweet surprises.
Ever your very best friend, Mercury Murphy Roushanzamir
(I wanted to include my personal email address but Maman won't let me have one)
P.S. I'd also like a TV for my very own and an iphone like Maman's. (and a personal email address)
