Dearest, darling Santa,
How are you these days? I am fine and furthermore I am very good indeed. In the spirit of the season and to be perfectly honest I will list my good & bad behaviors over the course of 2009. You can be the judge as to whether my Christmas wishes--also listed below--will be fulfilled.
On the bad side: one or two infractions must be admitted, to wit: occasional paper eating, but it's really not my fault. Papa leaves his newsletters in tempting, easy-to-reach places. And sometimes Maman forgets to close the bathroom gate, thus permitting access to wonderful, marvelous toilet paper. What fun that is, to pull it round and round, draping it over carpets and furniture until the roll is finally all used up. But, I digress. And is it my fault if I assume that a chair pushed out at the dining table is meant for me to sit on? Finally, and perhaps worst, I'll admit to a couple (well, 3) tiny accidents indoors. But can something called an accident be considered "bad behavior?" I don't think so.
My Very Good Behavior: first I've followed your advice-- I don't shout, I don't cry, I don't pout. Ever. I'm not a picky eater. I go to bed on time. I defend the house, and Maman & Papa, vigorously. I allow Maman to put sweaters and coats and dresses on me no matter when or why. I behave graciously to guests, both dog and human. I share my toys. I have learned to follow some new commands. I always bring joy and love into the lives of Maman & Papa. I could proffer many other examples of my good behavior, both waking & sleeping, but I know you see me and frankly that you already know that I've been good, for goodness sake. So, now my list of Christmas gifts, best first, then in descending order.
For Mercury:
--Microsuede Cozy Cave in red
--a Crypton Throw pillow in papaya
--an ARFgyle bone, Christmas version
--a Pine o' Plenty interactive toy
--a Barker's Bounty Gift Bucket (small dog size)
--a 6" retro Santa toy which will remind me of you all year long
--a car seat (don't worry about this one, Santa; Maman insisted I include it on my list)
Because I am such a very very good doggie, I've agreed to include Papa's and Maman's lists too.
For Papa:
--a Mercedes (the bigger, the better and fully loaded) Please note that Papa asked for this last year to no avail. I attest on his behalf that his behavior could be catagorized as Exemplary.
--new shoes, both practical & stylish
--a custom tailored jacket and 2 custom fitted shirts
--a cashmere sweater
--a big box of gold-wrapped Christmas chocolates
For Maman:
--black cowboy boots with silver tips
--a camel hair coat
--a Burberry scarf
--Burberry perfume
--a $100 gifts certificate for iPhone apps
In conclusion, darling Santa, I love you so much. I tell everyone I know all about you, not only during the Christmas season, but all year long. I am your most faithful, loyal friend and fan. Do you read my blog during the year? I hope so. I will leave your favorite cookies & some milk on the coffee table in the living room; help yourself. And even though I know I'm supposed to be asleep when you come to our house, I will try to stay awake to welcome you to the Roushanzamir home.
I love you with all my heart, always your friend,
Mercury Murphy Roushanzamir
PS: I'd also like a new, bigger Christmas stocking. ;- D
Also, I found this delightful image of you at:
www.santaclaus.com/
