I can only imagine that you were so busy in 2014 that you didn't have time to read my Christmas letter (see previous post).
I'll refrain from recriminations.
After due consideration, I've decided to be Good This Year trusting that you will indeed see me when I'm sleeping and know when I'm awake. However, if Christmas 2015 is no more successful (from my point of view) than Christmas 2014, all bets are off. Not a threat, but certainly a promise.
So, hoping your Christmas was more rewarding than mine and, in light of our (previous) deep affection for each other, you remain my dearest pal, darling Santa.
Disappointed but affectionately yours, your friend Mercury
