A quick reminder that I've been good all year (don't count the times when an irresistible impulse may have briefly led me astray) and am therefore anxiously awaiting a resumption of the good fellow feelings--and gift-giving--that we shared in previously years (overlooking last year).
Here is my updated list (see previous post):
---Personalized Snowman Cookie tin full of treats--- the Large Size
---2 Holiday Fab-Balls bounce for joy! (1, Santa; 1, Snowman)
---A black skull & crossbones water bowl (please replace the pink scull & crossbones bowl; it really doesn't sent a coherent message)
---A green, white and red round chew bone
---An infinity scarf (unless you've already gotten me the ultrasoft alpaca hat in which case I'll take that)
---A Swiss music box
---And, if possible an iPhone 6s, a flat screen TV of my very own, or an iPad mini (newest)-- your choice of the three
In return, I promise to leave a hand-crafted mug brimming with the best milk (do you care for a dash of rum?), lots of home-baked cookies and your very own fruit cake to take home.
As always, darling Santa, I love you with all my heart.
Very sincerely yours, Mercury Murphy Roushanzamir
P.S. I love you Santa
